You made WHAT? Weird & Inappropriate handmade items…

I am often combing through the lists of free crochet patterns when I see some of the weirdest items made by different people.  From crochet body parts to naughty crochet items, I think I’ve seen it all, then someone surprises me…..

Facehugger by camaharet

Your worst nightmare crocheted in cotton yarn.  I don’t know about you, but I was a kid when the Alien franchise came out and it scared the living daylights out of me, the idea that you could be harboring one of these nasties in your chest was terrifying….

Cat Corpse Hat by Courtney Wiche

A cat corpse hat, first of all, it’s a crazy idea but to top that off there are numerous people who have created one and posted their pictures online. Who da thunk?

Cat Butt Coasters by Indoor Cat Crochet

From dead cats to cat butts- Hmmm.. I’m just shaking my head…..

Viking Beard Hat by Esther Leavitt

This one is not really bad, it’s kind of cool.  I can only imagine how long it took to make this.

Knitting in Biology by Emily Stoneking

The last time I saw one of these was in middle school and I honestly didn’t care to look at it again. Truly a one of a kind piece, very unique and very weird.

 Honestly, this woman is a real artist. Read about her at her etsy shop. She's making enough selling these to put herself through school. And you can get yours by Christmas too.

Crocheted uterus with adorable smiley face by Mabbo

A crocheted uterus, ha ha ha…..Who would want this? Why? I ask you why?

Crochet Anatomical Human Heart by Kyla Raay

Pretty cool, I guess this is what you make when you’ve ran out of ideas, there’s actually several versions of hearts on Ralvery.

Boob Beanie Crochet Pattern by The Oxford Family

This would be a great gag gift at a baby shower, with the expectation that the mom would never put it on the poor baby…..

Ood Ski Mask Crochet Pattern by Lilana Wofsey Dohnert

I don’t know what this is, but this would definitely get a second take.

Giant Q-Tip by Jean Herman

(Brow Furrow) Why did someone need this? Do they know someone who can use it? Was it a gag gift? Help me out here.

Fetus in a Jar by Kelley Freeman

All I can say is this is just disturbing….

I hope you enjoyed my list of the weirdest crochet projects, this is not all of them, I chose not to put anything in here that was of mature content and trust me, there are plenty of those.  If you’ve seen something weird or crazy while searching the craft boards, show me!


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